Um… My ear doesn’t hear very well. It’s like it has water in it. or something. Any home remedies? I really don’t want to go to the doctor and I do like hearing out of my right ear.

Also, some of you might find this story funny, but be careful on that site – it sometimes isn’t very clean.
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/09/23/federal-reserve-skateboard-a-short-story/