Monthly Archives: July 2007

Monday July 30, 2007

It’s a lifestyle, but they are God’s. I am God’s and this is just as much mine.

I was at my spot, well, close enough because there were some people at my spot. Well, not my spot, but where I wanted to start swimming from. Four people, a paddle boat, and a pit bull. Drinking cheap beer, and yelling “she’s going pee” just for the heck of it.

I get in and get my hair wet and slick it back so it doesn’t get pulled. I grab my mask off my flippers and coat the inside to prevent fogging. I rinse them and put them over my face and place the snorkel in my mouth. Blow twice quickly to clear the water it in and I dive in. It is boring here with no one else around, and way too many cans on the bottom.

I was disgusted. If Heather was here, she would have put them in her backpack. If Brenda was here, she would have put them in her garbage bag. Brenda is an awesome person, every time I see her at the lake, she is hunting for cans. I don’t know what personally motivates her, but here is a list of possibles:

      1. Money. Cans are worth money. Who wouldn’t pick up a nickle?
      2. Cleans. Cans are everywhere on the ground.
      3. Keeps you busy. Some people like doing things more than sitting.
      4. Keeps you outside. Where it is lovely.
      5. All of the above.

Why didn’t I pick up the cans? I don’t know. Sure, I could say “I didn’t have a bag” or “I won’t recycle them for a long time,” it doesn’t matter. I still didn’t pick them up. They are still there, 10 feet down, fading into a white speck that everyone asks you “What is that? Is that something cool?”

No, it is just a empty can. An empty can once filled with cheap beer. That I left there.

Thursday July 26, 2007

No, I didn’t forget what day our anniversary was on, I just never knew what day today was.

Anyways, I have figured out how change songs on my iPod using my stereo head unit. It is cool I’ll have to show it you guys sometime.

Right now it is time for work and food!

Tuesday July 24, 2007


  I was in a beautiful place,

Lindsey
with a beautiful woman,

 
watching a beautiful sunset,

Monkey Shoes,
when, I noticed some strange shoes on the jeep.

 

That is when it happened, MONKEY ATTACK!!!!!!

Monkey Gabe
First one side,

Monkey Heather
then the other. They were throwing feces everywhere and wanting to battle. And a battle ensued, even an epic battle ensued! With lots of jumping and running around. But I prevailed and finished the evening in peace with my girl.