Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia — fear of long words.
AHHHH! A LONG WORD!!! *runs for cover*
LOL!😀anatidaephobia- fear that somewhere, somehow a duck is looking at you. <_< >_> >.<lol!
loverly, ain’t it? then there is “arachabutyraphobia” – fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Really. I swear, it’s for real. I couldn’t make this stuff up.