Author Archives: Andrew

Thursday July 26, 2007

No, I didn’t forget what day our anniversary was on, I just never knew what day today was.

Anyways, I have figured out how change songs on my iPod using my stereo head unit. It is cool I’ll have to show it you guys sometime.

Right now it is time for work and food!

Tuesday July 24, 2007


  I was in a beautiful place,

Lindsey
with a beautiful woman,

 
watching a beautiful sunset,

Monkey Shoes,
when, I noticed some strange shoes on the jeep.

 

That is when it happened, MONKEY ATTACK!!!!!!

Monkey Gabe
First one side,

Monkey Heather
then the other. They were throwing feces everywhere and wanting to battle. And a battle ensued, even an epic battle ensued! With lots of jumping and running around. But I prevailed and finished the evening in peace with my girl.

 

Friday July 13, 2007

Man, I see the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy crap we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very upset.