i got my goldcamp clothes today. they look cool. but my pants didn’t have a button in the front nor buttons in the front to attach my suspenders. they must have forgot. andrew is going to get some buttons and have someone sew them on. i think that is all that happened in my day.

ug. i am tired.

what would have happened if i was there to help josh.

the real story about what happened to josh, with andrew’s intervention

josh: stops and looks at the snowman. “hey, move snowman”
snowman: …
josh: “move it before i move you”
snowman: …
josh: “you are a [sentence filled with christian cuss words, omitted due to some people]! i will destroy you if you do not move with in the next five minutes.
snowman: waits four minutes and fifty-three seconds then the wind blows one of its arms.
josh:”you are taunting me! die you heathen scum!” josh lunges at the snowman only to be held back by me.
snowman: …
me: “josh, we are all adults here, we can talk this over”
josh:”okay. snowman, i would like to hit this jump, will you please move?”
snowman:…
me:”come josh there are better jumps else where.”
we ride down to the bottom of chair eight and ride up to the top.
josh: “he he, i planted a nuke in him.”

and that is the story of why there is no longer a chair eight.

fourteen days.

the real story of josh and his arm

josh was riding down six shooter, and at the bottom there is a jump. he normally hits the jump and lands it. but this time there is a snow man standing on the top of the jump.

josh: stops and looks at the snowman. “hey, move snowman”
snowman: …
josh: “move it before i move you”
snowman: …
josh: “you are a [sentence filled with christian cuss words, omitted due to some people]! i will destroy you if you do not move with in the next five minutes.
snowman: waits four minutes and fifty-three seconds then the wind blows one of its arms.
josh:”you are taunting me! die you heathen scum!” josh parries a wind powered blow from the snowman with his right hand and follows through with a blow to the snowmans chin with the heel of his left hand. josh falls down holding his now broken arm.
snowman: …
josh: gets up and scrapes the snow off the rock that served as the snowman’s head. “a rock? that is it!”
josh: nukes snowman

and that is the story as why there is no longer a chair eight at dodge ridge.