the real story of josh and his arm
josh was riding down six shooter, and at the bottom there is a jump. he normally hits the jump and lands it. but this time there is a snow man standing on the top of the jump.
josh: stops and looks at the snowman. “hey, move snowman”
josh: “move it before i move you”
josh: “you are a [sentence filled with christian cuss words, omitted due to some people]! i will destroy you if you do not move with in the next five minutes.
snowman: waits four minutes and fifty-three seconds then the wind blows one of its arms.
josh:”you are taunting me! die you heathen scum!” josh parries a wind powered blow from the snowman with his right hand and follows through with a blow to the snowmans chin with the heel of his left hand. josh falls down holding his now broken arm.
josh: gets up and scrapes the snow off the rock that served as the snowman’s head. “a rock? that is it!”
josh: nukes snowman
and that is the story as why there is no longer a chair eight at dodge ridge.