what would have happened if i was there to help josh.
the real story about what happened to josh, with andrew’s intervention
josh: stops and looks at the snowman. “hey, move snowman”
josh: “move it before i move you”
josh: “you are a [sentence filled with christian cuss words, omitted due to some people]! i will destroy you if you do not move with in the next five minutes.
snowman: waits four minutes and fifty-three seconds then the wind blows one of its arms.
josh:”you are taunting me! die you heathen scum!” josh lunges at the snowman only to be held back by me.
me: “josh, we are all adults here, we can talk this over”
josh:”okay. snowman, i would like to hit this jump, will you please move?”
me:”come josh there are better jumps else where.”
we ride down to the bottom of chair eight and ride up to the top.
josh: “he he, i planted a nuke in him.”
and that is the story of why there is no longer a chair eight.