Friday March 4, 2005

what would have happened if i was there to help josh.

the real story about what happened to josh, with andrew’s intervention

josh: stops and looks at the snowman. “hey, move snowman”
snowman: …
josh: “move it before i move you”
snowman: …
josh: “you are a [sentence filled with christian cuss words, omitted due to some people]! i will destroy you if you do not move with in the next five minutes.
snowman: waits four minutes and fifty-three seconds then the wind blows one of its arms.
josh:”you are taunting me! die you heathen scum!” josh lunges at the snowman only to be held back by me.
snowman: …
me: “josh, we are all adults here, we can talk this over”
josh:”okay. snowman, i would like to hit this jump, will you please move?”
me:”come josh there are better jumps else where.”
we ride down to the bottom of chair eight and ride up to the top.
josh: “he he, i planted a nuke in him.”

and that is the story of why there is no longer a chair eight.

fourteen days.

8 thoughts on “Friday March 4, 2005

  1. Ducky1

    oy, hilarity! maybe you’ll see my brother. he is very tall. very skinny. very irritating. and I believe he’s wearing a turtleneck.
    lol… I’m told we look a lot a like.


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