the real story of josh and his arm
josh was riding down six shooter, and at the bottom there is a jump. he normally hits the jump and lands it. but this time there is a snow man standing on the top of the jump.
josh: stops and looks at the snowman. “hey, move snowman”
snowman: …
josh: “move it before i move you”
snowman: …
josh: “you are a [sentence filled with christian cuss words, omitted due to some people]! i will destroy you if you do not move with in the next five minutes.
snowman: waits four minutes and fifty-three seconds then the wind blows one of its arms.
josh:”you are taunting me! die you heathen scum!” josh parries a wind powered blow from the snowman with his right hand and follows through with a blow to the snowmans chin with the heel of his left hand. josh falls down holding his now broken arm.
snowman: …
josh: gets up and scrapes the snow off the rock that served as the snowman’s head. “a rock? that is it!”
josh: nukes snowman
and that is the story as why there is no longer a chair eight at dodge ridge.
I love it.
YAY I’m almost on spring break! I shall probably be bored to death and send you another nosy letter or somethin. Or maybe not. hehe never know… love ya
I have met a really cute girl named sarah and she rocks on the hand drums. When I first met her I would have never thought she plays hand drums but she does and she’s good. But I think she mit be like one or two years older, maybe not but I really think she has got to be twenty something.
haha, my appologies. Yes I’m going with a group of 11 in all to Zambia in May. We’re going with Sons of Thunder Ministries.. and yes I’m thrilled
ha ha ha ha. ur friend josh is funny.
great. which josh?
Like a monkey.