A lightsaber can help convince an assailant that no means no.

The big advantage of using a lightsaber, of course, is that you can both cut and toast the bagel in one stroke.

Hedge Trimming

Reheating coffee

Felling a Tree

I had a really weird phone conversation. My phone rings and it doesn’t tell me what the number is. So I answer and it is Edgar. He said that his sister wanted to say hi and Nalleli comes on the phone and says that all she wants to say is hi, and that andrey dice hola. Then five minutes later Andrey calls. And we have a conversation the way only we could. Nalleli in the back ground telling him what to say and both of them using spanish words. I think that she likes me.

Well back to the land of dial-up. Man this stinks.

So today I watched Timeline. and about died. It really kind of hurt to watch that movie, with the wrongness and the funnyness. my favorite quote is “night arrows!” Them are sneaky english dogs for shooting unlit arrows at night.

I did it! I am free! today was easier than i thought it would be. Now I don’t have to work untill wendsday.